昨天看了一部電影，也就是我一直以來都覺得名稱很好笑的飛機上有蛇。 （事實證明不只有我覺得好笑，大家都覺得好笑，不知道影片中有意無意的提起片名算不算一種惡搞。）話說回來我本來比較想看約翰塔克必須死的...
影片的內容就跟大綱一樣，也並沒有增加什麼其他的內容，我想要寫雷讓人踩恐怕都不容易。如果硬要說看完會有什麼發人深省的感覺，我想也沒有，大約也是因為這種議題不過是老梗了，意思就是說我去看金田一大概就可以滿足。另外就是這部電影大部分的時間都用在：蛇咬人的方式、蛇出場的方式、蛇吃人的方式、人掛掉的方式、逃避蛇的方式、幹掉蛇的方式...等等。所以沒有什麼了不起的議題也是很正常的。
說實在話這真的是一部驚悚片，同時讓你笑中帶淚恐怕是他最驚悚的地方。
有人說這部片中有些低級的惡搞，我想我很難不同意，包括很會挑部位的蛇（挑食乎？），和花圈纏綿的蛇（一出牢籠就開始纏，別的弟兄這麼辛苦～寶貝你在幹什麼呢！），惱羞成怒的蛇，還有吃完不會躺著休息的蛇....話說看著那蛇直接衝著老美的大胸部咬下去的時候（真會選！），那已經不是噗喫而是哈哈哈哈的程度，更遑論那條因為被尿滴到不爽而直撲小**的蛇，我不知道別人如何看待，我只能說當下我實在是笑彎了腰。（一個大男人一邊握著自己的小**一邊大喊：Oh! Get out! You f*ck leave me out!同時還要一邊把蛇從小**那邊拔下來，挖靠這是怎樣的畫面！真的是有夠有創意！）
最誇張的是空中吸塵器跟可愛大莽蛇的橋段...你說放毒蛇也就算了，放只莽蛇應該是蛇販的興趣吧...
而且我們也知道，PS2之於我們生命的重要性，大家沒事要多玩遊戲喔！必要的時候才能讓飛機順利降落啊！
還好真的恐怖份子不會這麼無聊，要讓一架飛機墜毀的方式百百種...
不過主題曲不錯聽，MV也蠻可愛的～值得看到最後喔！XD
附上歌詞：
song: snakes on a plane
singer: cobra starship
[Samuel L. Jackson:]
That s it!
I have had it with these mother*****ing snakes
on this mother*****ing plane!
Times are strange
We got a free upgrade for
snakes on a plane.
***** em, I don t care.
Pop the cheap champagne,
we re going down in flames, hey.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
So kiss me goodbye.
Honey, I m gonna make it out alive.
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes.
Goodbye.
It s time to fly,
to make the skies align
with the serpentine
lounging in their suits and ties.
Watch the whores parade
for the price of fame, hey.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
So kiss me goodbye.
Honey I m gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes
So kiss me goodbye.
Honey, I m gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes
Goodbye.
Ladies and gentlemen
These snakes are slitherin
with dollar signs in they eyes
with tongues so reptilian
This industry s venomous
with cold-blooded sentiment
No need for nervousness
It's just a little turbulence.
So kiss me goodbye.
Honey I m gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in your eyes
So kiss me goodbye.
Honey, I m gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes
Goodbye.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
We seem to be losing altitude
at an alarming pace
Midtown downtown
Snakes on a block
I suggest you grab your ankles
and kiss your ass goodbye.
（沒錯歌曲開始唱之前就是山謬捷克森的台詞：我真是他媽受夠了這他媽的飛機上有蛇！XD）
影片的內容就跟大綱一樣，也並沒有增加什麼其他的內容，我想要寫雷讓人踩恐怕都不容易。如果硬要說看完會有什麼發人深省的感覺，我想也沒有，大約也是因為這種議題不過是老梗了，意思就是說我去看金田一大概就可以滿足。另外就是這部電影大部分的時間都用在：蛇咬人的方式、蛇出場的方式、蛇吃人的方式、人掛掉的方式、逃避蛇的方式、幹掉蛇的方式...等等。所以沒有什麼了不起的議題也是很正常的。
說實在話這真的是一部驚悚片，同時讓你笑中帶淚恐怕是他最驚悚的地方。
有人說這部片中有些低級的惡搞，我想我很難不同意，包括很會挑部位的蛇（挑食乎？），和花圈纏綿的蛇（一出牢籠就開始纏，別的弟兄這麼辛苦～寶貝你在幹什麼呢！），惱羞成怒的蛇，還有吃完不會躺著休息的蛇....話說看著那蛇直接衝著老美的大胸部咬下去的時候（真會選！），那已經不是噗喫而是哈哈哈哈的程度，更遑論那條因為被尿滴到不爽而直撲小**的蛇，我不知道別人如何看待，我只能說當下我實在是笑彎了腰。（一個大男人一邊握著自己的小**一邊大喊：Oh! Get out! You f*ck leave me out!同時還要一邊把蛇從小**那邊拔下來，挖靠這是怎樣的畫面！真的是有夠有創意！）
最誇張的是空中吸塵器跟可愛大莽蛇的橋段...你說放毒蛇也就算了，放只莽蛇應該是蛇販的興趣吧...
而且我們也知道，PS2之於我們生命的重要性，大家沒事要多玩遊戲喔！必要的時候才能讓飛機順利降落啊！
還好真的恐怖份子不會這麼無聊，要讓一架飛機墜毀的方式百百種...
不過主題曲不錯聽，MV也蠻可愛的～值得看到最後喔！XD
附上歌詞：
song: snakes on a plane
singer: cobra starship
[Samuel L. Jackson:]
That s it!
I have had it with these mother*****ing snakes
on this mother*****ing plane!
Times are strange
We got a free upgrade for
snakes on a plane.
***** em, I don t care.
Pop the cheap champagne,
we re going down in flames, hey.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
So kiss me goodbye.
Honey, I m gonna make it out alive.
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes.
Goodbye.
It s time to fly,
to make the skies align
with the serpentine
lounging in their suits and ties.
Watch the whores parade
for the price of fame, hey.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
So kiss me goodbye.
Honey I m gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes
So kiss me goodbye.
Honey, I m gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes
Goodbye.
Ladies and gentlemen
These snakes are slitherin
with dollar signs in they eyes
with tongues so reptilian
This industry s venomous
with cold-blooded sentiment
No need for nervousness
It's just a little turbulence.
So kiss me goodbye.
Honey I m gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in your eyes
So kiss me goodbye.
Honey, I m gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye.
I can see the venom in their eyes
Goodbye.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
Oh, I m ready for it
Come on, bring it.
We seem to be losing altitude
at an alarming pace
Midtown downtown
Snakes on a block
I suggest you grab your ankles
and kiss your ass goodbye.
（沒錯歌曲開始唱之前就是山謬捷克森的台詞：我真是他媽受夠了這他媽的飛機上有蛇！XD）
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