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研究催人老~project逼人起校~
為了presentation在lab苦幹的AK,Fi(就是我)還有Amad(來自伊朗)昨天有了莫名其妙的對話XD
(對,這又會是一篇不夠宅不能懂的不好笑笑話)

AK: Mr. Murphy just won't let go of us!!!! (莫非先生就是不放過我們!!!!)
Fi: I know!!!!! Everything just went wrong within this week, right before the presentation!!!
(沒錯,偏偏什麼事情都在最後一秒出錯!!!)
AK: Amad, doesn't Mr. Murphy f*** with you guys? (Amad,莫非先生沒有騷擾你們嗎?)
Amad: Well, we sleep together....(其實我們根本就睡在一起)
AK + Fi: (Laugh)(笑XD)
Amad: Just don't ask me who does what.(別問我誰幹啥就好)
AK: Well, since you mention it, who does what?(既然你都這樣說了,誰幹啥)
Amad: Didn't I just say don't ask?(剛剛不是才要你別問嗎)
Ak: But you mention that means you want me to ask!(但是你這樣說不就是想要我問嗎!)
Amad: But I was talking about F***......(但我是在說那檔子事.....)
AK: (Laugh)Then who's on top? (喂XD)(哈鉿,那誰是在上面的那一個?)
Amad: Guess he is.....(我想應該是他吧.....)(嘆)


真是一個Totally wrong conversationXDDDD
大家都累了!!XD

好了,本文是一篇不正經但是很純正的英文會話教學!XD
髒話自動消音請自行補字XD

PS.別跟我說不知道莫非定律是啥。
PPS. Amad當然是男的XD

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